Monthly Archives: March 2010
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than [...]
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a [...]
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car?
A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, “isn’t that your husband coming carrying all those roses?”
The redhead says, yes it is.
The blonde responds by saying, [...]
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but [...]
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
“You can change those things?!”
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb?
Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, “I would like a cheeseburger.”
The librarian replied,”Shh! This is a library!” The blonde blushed. “oh, sorry..” then she whispered, “I would like a cheeseburger.”b
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