Barack Obama Jokes
Obama Joke 01
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Obama Joke 02
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Obama Joke 03
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Obama Joke 04
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry [...]
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asshole
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how did barack win the election
he stole the votes
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Two cops find Barack Obama drowned at the bottom of a river wrapped ’round and ’round with lots of real heavy chain. One cop turns to the other and says: “Ain’t that just like a nigger, always trying to steal more than he can carry away.”
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I believe that In Nigga Speak the word is pronounced Be-otch. Who would care about your ability to spell. Any poor soul trying to read a job application filled out by your sorry ass.
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Brevity is the Soul of Wit. You should try it.
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Obama was so excited by the Oil Spill that he went back and gave it to his Ho in the sludge. (Nigga speak for ass)
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A scientific study recently came up with a direct match between oil mixed with swamp water and Nigger Semen. Just think, the inside of the formerly White House is probably covered with both. Lincoln Bedroom Anybody?
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Obama was on a beach near the B P oil spill recently. He picked up a small tar ball in the sand. He was heard to mutter 4 words in his native African language. “Unga Bunga Inga Binga” The English Translation: Are You My Daddy?
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Dear Mr. Teenanger (Your Word) Hating Obama is my business and business is GOOD! I pity your poor Mother. You must be quite a handfull.
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and stupid monkey you people always like to throw religion into things. I guess that`s a nigers nature go home I think that would be aidsfrica….
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Ok realisticly if this AZ law would have been put into effect 20years ago we would`nt be in the shape we`re in today.we built it and they came and their still coming by the boatloads.we are overpopulated while they will continue to come looking for free handouts that they think we owe them.prices will rise and crime will rise because we are dealing with udereducated migrants bad apples.remember years back when america was peace this and peace that well here`s the outcome and the true american will carry the burdon!!!face it a niger would rob his own mother and that`s who`s in the big seat introducing poverty which is coming.businesses are closing 40thousand daily thoughout this country/jobs are continuing to decline/our education system is failing because nigers with no education are teaching our so called future children.If anyone thinks we`re doing good with this niger you are truely in deniel……………
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Obama is not Black! Would you say a dog that’s half German Shepherd and Pit Bull remains a German Shepherd? You must give white people credit for knowing who they are at all times. Because they would never let this logic pass in there community.
Anyone can be black. Black accept all mixing as being black. This is a disgrace to the pure African. Jokes are a bad omen for all people.
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