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A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer joke
A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It’s in the Bible. God removed Adam’s rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-dates all other technological endevors.
Without so much as a beat, the civil engineer [...]
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Funny Pranks – Computer Scare Prank!
Funny Pranks – Computer Scare Prank! More funny videos and pranks at www.funnyd00ds.com A simple change of the windows startup sound and cranking up the volume knob turns into a funny scary prank. Background Music “Scheming Weasel Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons “Attribution 3.0″ creativecommons.org
Car Trouble 3
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying [...]
Bill Gates in Heaven 2
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.
Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine parks, when he [...]
Afterlife of Bill Gates
One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven.
When he got there he met God.
God said “Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?”
Bill Gates said, “Can I have a look at them first?”
So God showed him Heaven and there were all people in white drinking wine a playing harps and all the [...]
Computer Problem
The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing before it.
After much flashing and humming a sliver of paper emerged from the vitals of the machine.
One mathematician, after studying it gravely, turned to the other and said with awe, “Do you realise that it would take four hundred [...]
Computer Gender
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., “Steady as she goes” or “She’s listing to starboard, Captain!”)
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female.
Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. [...]
Computer Husband and Wife Jokes