Elevator Joke 1.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
Elevator Joke 2.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It's a Small World” incessantly.
Elevator Joke 3.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Elevator Joke 4.
Offer name tags to everyone getting [...]
24 Elevator Jokes