Tag Archives: Fart
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”
The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,”
To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely s**t my pants”.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?”
Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”
Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five [...]
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
“Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a drink,” she suggested smiling.
“Good [...]
Revenge Is Sweet