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		<title>Heart Transplant 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use.
One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. T
he second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greedy Lawyers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.&#60;
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
&#8220;Officer, look what they&#8217;ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!&#8221;, he whined.
&#8220;You lawyers are so materialistic, you make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Good Lawyers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
&#8220;What the hell do you think you&#8217;re doing?&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m a chiropractor, and I&#8217;m just keeping in practice while I&#8217;m waiting in line.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, I&#8217;m a lawyer, but you don&#8217;t see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 Feet Deep</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.
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		<title>10 Husbands, Still a Virgin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, &#8220;Please be gentle, I&#8217;m still a virgin.&#8221;
&#8220;What?&#8221; said the puzzled groom.
&#8220;How can that be if you&#8217;ve been married ten times?&#8221;
&#8220;Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buried in sand</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
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		<title>Bribery 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it true,&#8221; he bellowed, &#8220;that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?&#8221;
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn&#8217;t hear the question.
&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?&#8221; the lawyer repeated. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blind Justice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young boy asked is father, &#8220;Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?&#8221;
The father thought for a moment, &#8220;Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!&#8221;
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		<title>Blind Animals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends.
One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn&#8217;t know what he is, because he can&#8217;t see.
The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, &#8220;Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, &#8220;What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you&#8217;re out of the [...]]]></description>
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