Tag Archives: Quotes
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but [...]
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
Lenny Bruce
I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want [...]
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Mae West
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Jimi Hendrix
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Steve Martin
If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no [...]
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
H. L. Mencken
Run for office? No. I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs, and I’ve been to too many parties.
George Clooney
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave [...]
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
J. Paul Getty
A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’
Lord Barnett
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s [...]
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
Madonna
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Henry Youngman
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
Rita Rudner
This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, because I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.’
I said, ‘Oh, [...]
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, [...]
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.
Henry Youngman
It’s better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds [...]
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
Janet Coleman
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of [...]
Writers Quotes